Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Da Xiao Jie de Bdae

hehe sun went to cele niss de bdae thn yea...... w8 for hl thn abit late lurh thn floria thy all vry naggy =) yea we had to go early to buy present.when we reach jpwe all go buy present thn me jj hl and hippo (my dog) pass by a shoe shop yea thn we like wanna buy shoe for her la thn hl they all vry cute dun dare go in e stall cuz all girls in there so they leave it all to me and say i am a gr8 hongster thn sian lo yea we buy a whit high heel for her la though she dun rly like white =) the worse part was when we watch movie....... u noe hor cannot sit beside eunice de leh watch movie wtf u see a girl in the movie like wear bikini cant even say hot babe wor thn not my fault the actress like no wear bra thn i see thn whatever lo she keep say i hong and ng me the whole movie we were oso like exchanging middle fingers during the movie lol after that dinner lol my pocket like kena raped man penniless >$< when i reach hom thn yea after dinner we bo liao go void dek cut cake yea thn me and hippo look for fire to light candle like hell =.= thn go home la thn kena nag by parents cuz 1oclock liao hehe

Monday, March 9, 2009

Boredom at home ==

LOL that day bo liao i fell asleep and my entire family totally ditched me and went shopping for the stuff we need to like buy wif us to taiwan and yea the most fucked up thing is my uncle keep call wake me up thn he like called for 6 times i give up ler i cannot go back to slp ler sian diao. so i went to buy dinner.I saw jasmin that shortie sitting thr talking bout some hp plan thn i ignored her when i came back she was like omg that was you i din see you =.= lol though i became a shuai ge she dun have to be like this rite tch. But she did say i become tall and miss me so i forgive her yea =) cuz i noe that i am juz to god damn lovable and she should not miss me tooo much or else she will fall for me

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentine kena rape

Wah sian this year valentine day damn lonely TT noe stead cannot go out all my gans busy ps me TT my daughters and sons oso my lao pos oso all left me go wif their steads sad life lo rot at home. THEN HOR KENA NG BY MUM TO DO HOMEWORK ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ den hor sian lo den hor Fiona come i hate her =) she damn toot de lo dunno y that kind of girl last time oso can find stead so fierce de wor. thn hor we quarell from afternoon till dinner thn by that time the bed alrdy like shit liao cuz i kena rape on the bed thn we quarell and fight dinner oso like that so noisy arh she thn g excerxise aft dinner kick smack slap me what the hell thn go home on my sis bed i kena fucked again thn after she get down my whole body ache T_T me so ferice uhs the kinda old lady wun get married de lo YEAH ! =)

Monday, January 19, 2009

Si Jia Min Wo Hen Xiang Qia Si Ni / Ai Si Ni

HEY this is unfair man arent i the one who ask you to revive ur blog huh!?!?! thn hor i rly miss oops leh zzzz dreamt of it last night man i wan outing as guild ldr la hor pls go org take it as compensation for my $$$ and hor org muz tell me hor i jio vic hahaha


TY for helping me that day yea i din tell anyone and err yea i explain to u how i kena hit it was heeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllll

1st she stepped my leg
2nd she kik me
3rd she kik my there
4th i block
5th she slapped me

And damn lor plan backfire instd of she heck care me now she care more wtf............

Monday, January 12, 2009

Raft bdae

LOL raft bdae on sat.... wake up reformat com thn suddenly forgot to wake hl up in the end we late for bball thn hor eugene join us thn hor we play some more thn hor we play ABC thn hor gibs lost cuz he air XD thn i dun need buy water =) thn hor we go gibs hse dunno fir wat thn hor we go raft hse saw lee kin and pascal thr though lee kin left damn early =(
At raft hse the 1st thing floria told us was she bought smth for raft it was a turtle.... and raft named in raft btw we call it turtle raft or lil raft to not get mixed up oh yea and floria keep forcing us to say that thing was cute almost all the girls say it was cute ewwws.........
thn hor we eat like hell cuz damn hungry no breakfast thn play bball liao thn i eat okok thn hong leong and gibby wah kao gibs plate like mnt fuji thn hong leong de like everest hahaha thn they still go for seconds ^^thn we go up play in raft room i chalenge Zheng Yang burnout and won nia thn eugene damn cute get6 thn still laff at ppl haha Eline suked btw she keep crash and dunno when to boost =.= disgrace me sia wtf i am oso a gr8 pro at car games esp initial D ok wtf go and lose and throw my face zzzzzzzz
thn we tok tok tok thn go lot 1 at night actually wanna see wat movie in the ned all so late we dun watch go arcade happy hour =) i play wif wen yang intiial D FUCK HE SUKS gahahaha 2nd checkpoint alrdy lose by 200+ liao noob shit~~~~~ thn wanna play music game but some gl kiah keep dun let us play FUCK HIM AND HIS LOUSY GF HE BLIND ARH CHOOOSE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT DE SOW BE HIS GF tmd in the end we play Time Crisis gibs sucked hehehe he died so early.....
thn Kent and my Eline quarelled zzzzzzzzzz cuz of some noob shit excuse of break up sian kent send the kind of misunderstanding sms and eline rly misunderstand so thy break kent cried thn eline sian diao KNN THAT FATHER FUCKER WIF NO HAIR SHOW ATTITUDE TO ME but i was good de hehe i add oil on fire toher nager in the end she throw tanthurm T_T o kena scolded so many (fuck you) in one day for the 1st time in my life
thn we go pearl hse thn we slack thn we play big 2 thn we go home tgt thn eline still scold me cuz i poke her when we walk home tt time TT suan ler dun care her

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

class chalet

LOL forgot to blog abt class chalet and erm like since i am an old man i kinda forgot most of it LOL
err class chalet arh still ok lurh i rmb 1st day was like go in casino like tt all we did was gamble all day yea =) vanessa still say whu sleep is a dunno wat and wanna play and all nighter mahjong wif me in the end she still fell aslp damn noob rite =) thn i oso rmb we kena ka jiao by jj de cousin cuz they like lil boys and thn yea kinda annoying for me lurh cuz i dun rly like kids thn hor the dana still teach bad them and kent bhb keep force them say he shuai and thn i like lao da to thm hahaha i diao thm they dun dare ka jiao liao hehehehe thn 2nd day Eunice and her std come by at 1st we say wan go www but it rained and Eunice discovered mahjong for the 1st time and was so happy she finally noe how to gamble in smth and she keeps discriminating the game say wat old man game TT say one of the only things a useless bum like me is good at a OLD MAN GAME.... but her std damn good at it and he has the luck a foreva suay person like me dun have his tiles all like godly mine all like shit T_T thn since it was only raining we give up on w8ing for the rain to stop and juz go www but thn suay we kena thunder thn cannot go in thn we all like idiot like tt sit in the rain eat takoyaki hahahahaha but overall ok la quite fun =)

Monday, November 24, 2008

Its been damn long since i blog cuz seriously nth big happens in my life evryday so i dunno hw some ppl can blog evryday......
Yeah my life is a damn boring one ever since the holidays the 1st few days rocked cuz i had jobs and class outings now sian no ppl go out wif liao no one org thn i oso lazy org XD
To sum it i was rotting at home so when i saw Jasmin de blog i saw 100 questions so i decided to do em to kill time..... by typing em out 1 by 1........


1)What have you been doin recently?
Nth i am rotting at home everyday these days

2)Do you ever turn of ur phone?
Nah too troublesome to press the off button

3)What happend during 10 A.M this morning?
I was sleeping =)

4)When did You last cried ?
Dunno dun tink i ever cried ever since i was pri 3 unless u consider yawning till
i cry and laffing till i cried at Bryan for every sissy noise he made

5)Do you believe in fate?
Fuck no nvr will

6)What do you wan in life now?
nth rly i have almost everything i wan and i not desperate to wan a girl like some ppl i noe =)

7)Do you carry an umbrella when you go out?
FUCK no its damn sissy...and i am lazy =) + i love gettin wet

8)What are you wearing now ?
tee shirt and shorts

9)What do you love best on ur bed ?
my boister =)

10)Whats the nicest sms u have in ur inbox?
err dunno? cuz i dun rly care abt sms i call ppl more often

11)Do you make relationships complicated?
nahs dun care abt em

12)Are you wearing smth that belongs to someone else?
Hell no

13)Whats the last movie you saw?
Madagascar 2 damn stupid FUCK THE MONKEYS =)

14)What are you proud of?
Nth i have nvr done or owned anything to be proud of

15)What does the oldest msg in ur inbox says?
lazy check =)

16)What was the last song u sang aloud?
Guo Wang You Xi by Luo Zhi Xiang

17)Dunno Ytd Go out wif Jia Hui till dunno wat time thn reach home =.= tink midnight

18)Are you currently happy?
Err sorta cuz my maple almost dl finish and chatting wif Bryan and his fucking sissyness makes you laff

19)Do you have nicknames?
Uncountable....

20)Who give u the best advice ?
dunno dun rly take advice frm some ppl esp my aunts husband tt fucking gl baldy other thn that i listen to all my relatives advice and frends de =)

21)Whats the last msg u recieved?
Hey whr are you are you reacing marina square soon ? i at mini toons thr w8 fer you -> by Jia Hui

22)Do you eat whip cream str8 frm the can?
nahs

23)Who did you talk to the phone wif last night?
Brandon? forgot lol

24)Is anything buggin you now?
my mum nagging?

25)Who was the last person tt made you laff?
Sarah

26)Do you wear toe socks?
no super sissy

27)Who was the last person you missed a call frm?
Zhi Hao

28)Have you eva had ur heart brokened?
nahs i am not the kind of serious boyfriend material kinda of guy so i dun rly give a shit if a girl ditches me

29)what annoys you the most?
Some bastard wronging me for smth i din do and some bastard ka jiaoing me when i din ka jiao em and guai lan kiahs whu tink they are all impt and many more i wun list cuz damn it will like 2 hrs for me to finish typing all of em

30)Do you have a crush on someone?
nahs ~ though i not gay i juz dun any girl in my life now...

31)Have you ever done cocaline?
wtf is cocaline?

32)What is the color of ur room?
Blue and i love it =)

33)Would you kill someone for money?
I will see how much we r toking 1st i dun kill for anything less thn a billion =)

34)who was the last person to lie on ur bed ?
Ben Da Ye Gao Jing Rong

35)Do you believe in the saying talk is cheap?
LOL err maybe?

36)Did anyone saw the last person you kissed?
Nahs~~

37)Who was the last person that hugged you?
err dunno forgot lol dun tink i ever hug someone b4

38)Do you have a life?
Yeah Duh ^^

39)Have you ever tought of someone dying when they din die?
LOL i Dreamt of my ah ma dying once and fuck i fell of my bed when i dreamt of when i wear white at the funeral if u consider tt as tinking...

40)Whats the reason behind ur profile song ?
dun have one....

41)Who was the last person u saw in ur dreams?
err Jasmin and Joey scolding the fuck outta me at the same time cuz i made jasmin cried again~~

42)When was the last time you smiled?
2 secs ago

43)Have you changed this yr?
Err tink so cuz Eline and sk and jasmine and tr and jx and all my pri sch frends tt saw this yr say i getting horny wtf

44)What are you listening to now?
Jia Hui screaming on the phone and mummy de nagging

45)Are you talking to someone while doin this ?
Yea Jia Hui on the phone and my replying my dear mum wif em arh orh um as she nags...

46)Do you walk wif ur eyes open or close ?
nahs i am not blind yet of cuz is open

47)Is there a quote you live by?
YEA 3 of em
1 NVr trouble trouble until trouble trouble u
2No matter when no matter what no matter who any guy has a chance to sweep any girl of her feet juz need the right broom =)
3Any Problems? heck care is the best solution =)

50)What was the worst idea u had this week?
Its time to stop flirting and find someone who could break my heart when she dumps me

51)What were you doing at 11 pm last night?
gambling play uno and dai di wif Brandon and Bryan

52) Are you happy with ur love life now?
Hell no last time when in audi still quite (famous) in maple super rich have dunno how many za bor but nw lehs suay not even 1 on top of tt everytime i try to flirt my daughter Eline say i horny wtf

53)What song would u best use to describe ur love life?
Guo Wang You Xi By Luo Zhi Xiang

54)Does the person u love noe u like her?
Currently haven fall for any za bor in my life

55)Who alwayz makes u laff?
Eline when she get shy when i sexually harass her wif horny jokes
Jasmin when we quarell and when she angry cuz heck its like watching a baby throw tanthrum damn cute
Bryan when he act gay
Jia Hui when i kick her ass
Jx when we both start toking horny
Sk when we talking bad abt Eline
Eunice when she talks some rly crappy crap
Hong Leong when he tells me horny jokes LOL

56)Do you speak other language other thn Eng?
Well err chinese, cantonese, hokkien (esp when scoldin ppl) , japan and Sign Laguage the middle finger is the best way to communicate wif ppl u hate =)

57)Whats ur favorite web?
x33-the-reasons.blogspot.com

58)Whats ur middle name?
Koh Chin Weng/ Gao Jing Rong
so shld be Chin or Jing bahs? dunno lol

59)What are you doing tmr?
Practice my guitar like hell exam on wednesday

60)What do u tink ur like?
BHB , Buay Bar, flirt,horny,guai lan at times,noisy,lame,irresponsible and a good listener cuz when jasmin got dumped i have to listen to her nagging fer hrs LOL + i have listened to my mum nags for 14 yrs of my life liao....

61)Who do you choose to die wif ?
Fuck i dun wanna die its tooo troublesome have to call ppl thn when i still have to write will thn can die wtf stil have to buy coffin somemore so ex leh coffins

62)Where have you been today ?
hospital to fetch my uncle home =)

63)What games do u play oftenly?
viwawa, maple =)

64)Who do you miss rite now ?
Err Bryan cuz i wanna tickle his feet till he cry laffing again GAHAHAHA

65)If you have to choose between frend and ur lover whu will you choose?
Only one arh thn dun choose both oso dun wan cuz ltr the person i din pick kp me =.=

66)What are you doing rite now?
this friggin test damn it my fingers hurt

67)Which primary sch are you frm?
ZHENGHUA PRIMARY DAMN IT ALL THOSE WHU GRADUATE FRM THR ROX!!!

68)Name 3 colour you like
Blue Black Silver

69)What emotion would u like to show?
This This ------->>> =)

70)What is life to you?
smth that i dunno y i have?

71)If you have smth troubling you what would you do?
dunno call eline, sk or jasmin or ask Eunice on msn?

72)Who did u last chat in msn today?
Jasmine Tan

73)Who do you admire the most?
Luo Zhi Xiang Xiao Zhu =X

74)Which month were you born in ?
January YEAH!

75)How are you feeling now?
LOL feel like dying soon type till fingers gonna break ler..

76)What is the time now?
10.07

77)What kind of person do you tink the kind of tag u de are?
no tag board + if have tink is the kind of bored to death de like JM =)

78)What color do you use to dye ur hair?
Dunno last time Jia Hui to try her skills help me dye the next day mum tell me dye back black wtf

79)Why are you doing this test ?
thought it would be fun now i type like gonna die liao

80)What do you do when ur moody?
Show attitude to Eline

81)Who is most impt to you?
Parents hahaha my ATM =)

82)At which age to you plan to get married?
dun wanna get married i will marry someone the day i accidentaly make her pregnant

83)If today is the last day of ur life wat would u wanna do?
I would go to Wen Yang hse and kill myself rite infrnt of him and die in his hse

84)Who is the person you trust most?
Sk Eline Jasmin Tr Jx Ryan Brandon Bryan Hong Leong

85)Do you believe in seeign a rainbow aft the rain?
yea saw it once when i was k2 or k1

86)If you were given a wish to wish for anything wat would u want?
I wan slap jasmin again lol her cheeks softer thn JM hahaha

87)What is ur goal for this yr?
Making goals is juz not my thing

88)Do you believe in eternal love?
err see if god wanna make me beleive anot

89)What feeling do you love most ?
excitement =) like when u ride a rollercoaster or like when ur chased by a grp of blood thirsty girls consisting of jasmin,LiQi,Mother Fucking Angle, kpkb Sherry tan and have to run for ur life yea tt kind of excitement

90)Do you tink thr is global warming now?
yea cuz i am oso one of those non-enviromental friendly person whu contrbute into making it happen

91)What feeling do you hate most?
Betrayed and Anger cuz i rly cannot stop myself frm beating up the guy whu angered me and i split an innocent table into half the last time i beat wen yang up

92)Do you Cherish every friendship you have ?
eh duno lol tink so

93)Do you believe in god?
no only believe in luck

94)Who cares for you the most ?
my parents and err dunno err my frends esp Tr and Eunice zzzz Tr everytime i smth happens comfirm come kapo lol and Eunice alwayz nags at me like my grandma when i do smth wrong sheesh

95)What do you tink is the most impt thing in ur life?
My family and my com and my frends =)

96)what will you bring to a fight?
COMFIRM JX CUZ HE IS FAT AND FUCKING NOES TAEKUANDO

97)What did you regret most in ur life?
Dunno i regretted uncountable things in this life of mine

98)What will you feel whn no one cares for you?
dunno lol tink i will juz heck care

99)What will you do if ur girlfriend 2 time you
i will dump her wifout saying anything and juz dun care liao cuz i tink i oso the kinda of guy tt will 2 time if i could XP

100)How do you feel now?
AT LAST IT IS DONE


kk i regretted doin this lol my fingers hurt but at least i kill ler 3 hrs de time lol