Tuesday, December 23, 2008

class chalet

LOL forgot to blog abt class chalet and erm like since i am an old man i kinda forgot most of it LOL
err class chalet arh still ok lurh i rmb 1st day was like go in casino like tt all we did was gamble all day yea =) vanessa still say whu sleep is a dunno wat and wanna play and all nighter mahjong wif me in the end she still fell aslp damn noob rite =) thn i oso rmb we kena ka jiao by jj de cousin cuz they like lil boys and thn yea kinda annoying for me lurh cuz i dun rly like kids thn hor the dana still teach bad them and kent bhb keep force them say he shuai and thn i like lao da to thm hahaha i diao thm they dun dare ka jiao liao hehehehe thn 2nd day Eunice and her std come by at 1st we say wan go www but it rained and Eunice discovered mahjong for the 1st time and was so happy she finally noe how to gamble in smth and she keeps discriminating the game say wat old man game TT say one of the only things a useless bum like me is good at a OLD MAN GAME.... but her std damn good at it and he has the luck a foreva suay person like me dun have his tiles all like godly mine all like shit T_T thn since it was only raining we give up on w8ing for the rain to stop and juz go www but thn suay we kena thunder thn cannot go in thn we all like idiot like tt sit in the rain eat takoyaki hahahahaha but overall ok la quite fun =)

Monday, November 24, 2008

Its been damn long since i blog cuz seriously nth big happens in my life evryday so i dunno hw some ppl can blog evryday......
Yeah my life is a damn boring one ever since the holidays the 1st few days rocked cuz i had jobs and class outings now sian no ppl go out wif liao no one org thn i oso lazy org XD
To sum it i was rotting at home so when i saw Jasmin de blog i saw 100 questions so i decided to do em to kill time..... by typing em out 1 by 1........


1)What have you been doin recently?
Nth i am rotting at home everyday these days

2)Do you ever turn of ur phone?
Nah too troublesome to press the off button

3)What happend during 10 A.M this morning?
I was sleeping =)

4)When did You last cried ?
Dunno dun tink i ever cried ever since i was pri 3 unless u consider yawning till
i cry and laffing till i cried at Bryan for every sissy noise he made

5)Do you believe in fate?
Fuck no nvr will

6)What do you wan in life now?
nth rly i have almost everything i wan and i not desperate to wan a girl like some ppl i noe =)

7)Do you carry an umbrella when you go out?
FUCK no its damn sissy...and i am lazy =) + i love gettin wet

8)What are you wearing now ?
tee shirt and shorts

9)What do you love best on ur bed ?
my boister =)

10)Whats the nicest sms u have in ur inbox?
err dunno? cuz i dun rly care abt sms i call ppl more often

11)Do you make relationships complicated?
nahs dun care abt em

12)Are you wearing smth that belongs to someone else?
Hell no

13)Whats the last movie you saw?
Madagascar 2 damn stupid FUCK THE MONKEYS =)

14)What are you proud of?
Nth i have nvr done or owned anything to be proud of

15)What does the oldest msg in ur inbox says?
lazy check =)

16)What was the last song u sang aloud?
Guo Wang You Xi by Luo Zhi Xiang

17)Dunno Ytd Go out wif Jia Hui till dunno wat time thn reach home =.= tink midnight

18)Are you currently happy?
Err sorta cuz my maple almost dl finish and chatting wif Bryan and his fucking sissyness makes you laff

19)Do you have nicknames?
Uncountable....

20)Who give u the best advice ?
dunno dun rly take advice frm some ppl esp my aunts husband tt fucking gl baldy other thn that i listen to all my relatives advice and frends de =)

21)Whats the last msg u recieved?
Hey whr are you are you reacing marina square soon ? i at mini toons thr w8 fer you -> by Jia Hui

22)Do you eat whip cream str8 frm the can?
nahs

23)Who did you talk to the phone wif last night?
Brandon? forgot lol

24)Is anything buggin you now?
my mum nagging?

25)Who was the last person tt made you laff?
Sarah

26)Do you wear toe socks?
no super sissy

27)Who was the last person you missed a call frm?
Zhi Hao

28)Have you eva had ur heart brokened?
nahs i am not the kind of serious boyfriend material kinda of guy so i dun rly give a shit if a girl ditches me

29)what annoys you the most?
Some bastard wronging me for smth i din do and some bastard ka jiaoing me when i din ka jiao em and guai lan kiahs whu tink they are all impt and many more i wun list cuz damn it will like 2 hrs for me to finish typing all of em

30)Do you have a crush on someone?
nahs ~ though i not gay i juz dun any girl in my life now...

31)Have you ever done cocaline?
wtf is cocaline?

32)What is the color of ur room?
Blue and i love it =)

33)Would you kill someone for money?
I will see how much we r toking 1st i dun kill for anything less thn a billion =)

34)who was the last person to lie on ur bed ?
Ben Da Ye Gao Jing Rong

35)Do you believe in the saying talk is cheap?
LOL err maybe?

36)Did anyone saw the last person you kissed?
Nahs~~

37)Who was the last person that hugged you?
err dunno forgot lol dun tink i ever hug someone b4

38)Do you have a life?
Yeah Duh ^^

39)Have you ever tought of someone dying when they din die?
LOL i Dreamt of my ah ma dying once and fuck i fell of my bed when i dreamt of when i wear white at the funeral if u consider tt as tinking...

40)Whats the reason behind ur profile song ?
dun have one....

41)Who was the last person u saw in ur dreams?
err Jasmin and Joey scolding the fuck outta me at the same time cuz i made jasmin cried again~~

42)When was the last time you smiled?
2 secs ago

43)Have you changed this yr?
Err tink so cuz Eline and sk and jasmine and tr and jx and all my pri sch frends tt saw this yr say i getting horny wtf

44)What are you listening to now?
Jia Hui screaming on the phone and mummy de nagging

45)Are you talking to someone while doin this ?
Yea Jia Hui on the phone and my replying my dear mum wif em arh orh um as she nags...

46)Do you walk wif ur eyes open or close ?
nahs i am not blind yet of cuz is open

47)Is there a quote you live by?
YEA 3 of em
1 NVr trouble trouble until trouble trouble u
2No matter when no matter what no matter who any guy has a chance to sweep any girl of her feet juz need the right broom =)
3Any Problems? heck care is the best solution =)

50)What was the worst idea u had this week?
Its time to stop flirting and find someone who could break my heart when she dumps me

51)What were you doing at 11 pm last night?
gambling play uno and dai di wif Brandon and Bryan

52) Are you happy with ur love life now?
Hell no last time when in audi still quite (famous) in maple super rich have dunno how many za bor but nw lehs suay not even 1 on top of tt everytime i try to flirt my daughter Eline say i horny wtf

53)What song would u best use to describe ur love life?
Guo Wang You Xi By Luo Zhi Xiang

54)Does the person u love noe u like her?
Currently haven fall for any za bor in my life

55)Who alwayz makes u laff?
Eline when she get shy when i sexually harass her wif horny jokes
Jasmin when we quarell and when she angry cuz heck its like watching a baby throw tanthrum damn cute
Bryan when he act gay
Jia Hui when i kick her ass
Jx when we both start toking horny
Sk when we talking bad abt Eline
Eunice when she talks some rly crappy crap
Hong Leong when he tells me horny jokes LOL

56)Do you speak other language other thn Eng?
Well err chinese, cantonese, hokkien (esp when scoldin ppl) , japan and Sign Laguage the middle finger is the best way to communicate wif ppl u hate =)

57)Whats ur favorite web?
x33-the-reasons.blogspot.com

58)Whats ur middle name?
Koh Chin Weng/ Gao Jing Rong
so shld be Chin or Jing bahs? dunno lol

59)What are you doing tmr?
Practice my guitar like hell exam on wednesday

60)What do u tink ur like?
BHB , Buay Bar, flirt,horny,guai lan at times,noisy,lame,irresponsible and a good listener cuz when jasmin got dumped i have to listen to her nagging fer hrs LOL + i have listened to my mum nags for 14 yrs of my life liao....

61)Who do you choose to die wif ?
Fuck i dun wanna die its tooo troublesome have to call ppl thn when i still have to write will thn can die wtf stil have to buy coffin somemore so ex leh coffins

62)Where have you been today ?
hospital to fetch my uncle home =)

63)What games do u play oftenly?
viwawa, maple =)

64)Who do you miss rite now ?
Err Bryan cuz i wanna tickle his feet till he cry laffing again GAHAHAHA

65)If you have to choose between frend and ur lover whu will you choose?
Only one arh thn dun choose both oso dun wan cuz ltr the person i din pick kp me =.=

66)What are you doing rite now?
this friggin test damn it my fingers hurt

67)Which primary sch are you frm?
ZHENGHUA PRIMARY DAMN IT ALL THOSE WHU GRADUATE FRM THR ROX!!!

68)Name 3 colour you like
Blue Black Silver

69)What emotion would u like to show?
This This ------->>> =)

70)What is life to you?
smth that i dunno y i have?

71)If you have smth troubling you what would you do?
dunno call eline, sk or jasmin or ask Eunice on msn?

72)Who did u last chat in msn today?
Jasmine Tan

73)Who do you admire the most?
Luo Zhi Xiang Xiao Zhu =X

74)Which month were you born in ?
January YEAH!

75)How are you feeling now?
LOL feel like dying soon type till fingers gonna break ler..

76)What is the time now?
10.07

77)What kind of person do you tink the kind of tag u de are?
no tag board + if have tink is the kind of bored to death de like JM =)

78)What color do you use to dye ur hair?
Dunno last time Jia Hui to try her skills help me dye the next day mum tell me dye back black wtf

79)Why are you doing this test ?
thought it would be fun now i type like gonna die liao

80)What do you do when ur moody?
Show attitude to Eline

81)Who is most impt to you?
Parents hahaha my ATM =)

82)At which age to you plan to get married?
dun wanna get married i will marry someone the day i accidentaly make her pregnant

83)If today is the last day of ur life wat would u wanna do?
I would go to Wen Yang hse and kill myself rite infrnt of him and die in his hse

84)Who is the person you trust most?
Sk Eline Jasmin Tr Jx Ryan Brandon Bryan Hong Leong

85)Do you believe in seeign a rainbow aft the rain?
yea saw it once when i was k2 or k1

86)If you were given a wish to wish for anything wat would u want?
I wan slap jasmin again lol her cheeks softer thn JM hahaha

87)What is ur goal for this yr?
Making goals is juz not my thing

88)Do you believe in eternal love?
err see if god wanna make me beleive anot

89)What feeling do you love most ?
excitement =) like when u ride a rollercoaster or like when ur chased by a grp of blood thirsty girls consisting of jasmin,LiQi,Mother Fucking Angle, kpkb Sherry tan and have to run for ur life yea tt kind of excitement

90)Do you tink thr is global warming now?
yea cuz i am oso one of those non-enviromental friendly person whu contrbute into making it happen

91)What feeling do you hate most?
Betrayed and Anger cuz i rly cannot stop myself frm beating up the guy whu angered me and i split an innocent table into half the last time i beat wen yang up

92)Do you Cherish every friendship you have ?
eh duno lol tink so

93)Do you believe in god?
no only believe in luck

94)Who cares for you the most ?
my parents and err dunno err my frends esp Tr and Eunice zzzz Tr everytime i smth happens comfirm come kapo lol and Eunice alwayz nags at me like my grandma when i do smth wrong sheesh

95)What do you tink is the most impt thing in ur life?
My family and my com and my frends =)

96)what will you bring to a fight?
COMFIRM JX CUZ HE IS FAT AND FUCKING NOES TAEKUANDO

97)What did you regret most in ur life?
Dunno i regretted uncountable things in this life of mine

98)What will you feel whn no one cares for you?
dunno lol tink i will juz heck care

99)What will you do if ur girlfriend 2 time you
i will dump her wifout saying anything and juz dun care liao cuz i tink i oso the kinda of guy tt will 2 time if i could XP

100)How do you feel now?
AT LAST IT IS DONE


kk i regretted doin this lol my fingers hurt but at least i kill ler 3 hrs de time lol

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Today go bowling with Pri 6 de ppl and once again jasmin tay jia min rejected me.... cuz she go watch (The Coffin) haiz heck care lo and hor for the fucking many times i jio her out she alwayz reject me T_T we no fate bahs alwayz wrong time jio her out haiz anywayz i bet is cuz i din wanna go to her bdae when we were pri 3 or 4 she muz be holding that grudge LOL hehehe she will kill the fuck outta me if she sees this =)

anywayz today bowling damn stupid i dunno is bowling or throw the ball everytime my turn the floor suffer heavy dmg de it even bounced up according to eline and jasmine =.= but heack care 1st round BEN DA YE ZHAN SHEN GAO JING RONG was da MVP gahahaha hence we won eline grp >_< cuz ben da ye spare damn many times =) eline was no match hence she kept complaining but unfortunately aft 1st match no mood liao so keep and up in long kang when anyhw throw ball

aft tt sk and jx came to my hse we introduce jx to M18 show LOL it was call great teacher onizuka =) damn stupidest show i eva watch tr and sk oso hook on to it although they both tot y cw recomend this kind of show to me cuz 1st scene alrdy have pantys liao LOL
thn aft we go mahjong GAHAHAHAHA i lost 2 rounds but won 2 but sk sad cuz last round i holding on to his and jx winning tile so both of thm lost =)

after tt super epic battle we grabed all the weapons in my hse thn we fight liao like star wars damn childish but damn fun lol i use 2 badminton jx use one badminton and one pillow for shield sk oso but he use de is a pole thn we fight like hell thn jx suay the only part he nvr block is his thr so yea it got stabbed damn many times by moi XD thn aft thy go home aft calling tr and guai laning him gahahaha i say he toooo lazy tell him stay at home drink his mum de milk =)

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

To Jasmin

Yea i remember those times..
we spent tgt in maple but though i lower lvl thn u i was always richer =)
i was alwayz making u angry whenever i kajiao u=)
when u cry or angry i rmb doing things tt i would nvr do to any other girl =.=
juz to make u happy... the kind of words i said was super embarassing lol
yea those days were the best i loved thm
i rmb u would alwayz call me after u broke up wif some one in maple the worse was vics
haiz but yea u and vic was partially my fault as u said
dun need apologise for kicking me on PSLE lurh i was oso teasing u back thn and i am sry i didnt noe u cried ...
though u were immature and super childish, i tot u were real cute back thn
vic is fine he has a very good frend like urs truly gahahahaha

Pri 6 outing wont forget u de and hor if i jio ppl i wanna ask whu the hell is in R for 6KLR i rly cant rmb its like they din exist XP

btw if u rmb the last time ppl in our sch kept saying i like u, yea its all my fault i juz said tt cuz tr and jing xiong they all kep say i like jas tan so i juz used ur name XP i said tt cuz thr will be more face thn liking someone whu well is a tigress and has no looks unlike u

Keep being thick skinned or else it wun be the jasmin i noe =)
Today me sk and 2 fuckers vanessa and eline went to wrk..... we all go yio chu kang to meet a bastard call vincent he gave us $90 and the flyers thn he go le thn we all go split up to give out the flyers thn we give but vannessa and tt guai lan eline go any hw throw the flyers i buay song cuz we wrk so hard in the end they wanna juz wrk and thn go liao still show attitude when i dun waanna give th pay whn they anyhw do wrk fuck them la thn ok lo heck care give em extra thn they still anyhw give thn i sian diao i juz give eline her pay and vanessa i dun give a fuck abt her juz take back the money she owes me and ask sk to help me give her cuz i dun wanna see or hear those father fuckers with no hair guai lan me so yea aft tt me and sk juz continue giving out but since we sian liao we gave out the last 2 blocks and the rest juz put in letter box lo =.= aft we take the pay we go cck happy hour we celebrate sk get job and payed for the 1st time in history cuz sarah ruined his last job LOL she tok to him until so late he next day late for wrk yea we go cck de KFC and thn we go arcade gahahaha i bought a new license man so shiok play until my car upgraded 3 times T______T so hapy for my car

Friday, October 24, 2008

wild wild wet...

Today hor go wild wild wet YEAH juz as i was rotting at home T_T hl jio me go wild wild wet and saved me frm boredom

Me,hongleong,sikai,gibs and 2 (hot babes) went in damn high spirits yeah! but when i realised i dun have money to take taxi and buy the entrance ticket i damn sian but heng hl and si kai have lend me some money ^^

1st thing we go in i realised smth damn shitty i forget bring extra underwear =.= so no choice go home have to go home wifout wearing any.............. thn i realised i forgot bring soap shit man damn suay today....

1st thing we do when go thr we chiong in go to (shiok river) cuz nearest...Thn we like kids like tt we see float we juz take thn val and eunice most suay de me keep splash thm cuz only 2 of thm have floats and we capsize the shit outta of thm and we di siao eunice like shit like pulling her float making her crash into wall stuff like tt...

thn we play slide like crazy cuz eunice wants the perfect picture thn my legs hurt like hell cuz of the damn stairs ... thn we go wave pool sian i almost died damn it cuz eunice wanna go deep into the pool to pei gibs thn i push her all the way thr thn i almost drowned damn it cuz 1.8m liao thn eunice see i ke lian she held on to my hand lol thn for some unknown reason i went under her float thn i almost drown lol and thn eunice panicked and to hell she pulled my hair to try to save me..........

Friday, September 12, 2008

CW i'm not angry with ue lurhs (x jus got nothing to talk to ue about (: and ue very funny lurhs. why write this in ur personal msg "Jasmin arh Jasmin dun ignore me liao lurhs T_T 我愿意 爬火山 to hear u talk to me again


she did this to me she did on purpose i tell you i apologizing for days then i tot she still angry in the end is juz tt she has nth to say SHE IS DOING IT ON PURPOSE

Thursday, September 4, 2008

lol this few days play bball wif sk and tr damn fun 1st of all sk was damn suay ytd his hse not electricity then when we go play bball it rained LOL then he keep saying heaven is lieing to him but during this few days i finally noe how to shoot 3 pointer T_T

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

i made jasmin angry again...

For the past 4 years i have been making jasmin cry and angry cuz i like to tease her and make fun of her pathetic history of her love life it involves her getting dumped till uncountable times and always have me this frend pf her to put salt on the wound and when she cry heal the wound LOL i make her angry cuz ahe is damn amusing and cute when she is angry shoooo... this time i made her angry again but saying she slapped me on her blog which is false.... hence she got angry and claims she will never toalk to me again...........

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

sianed

zzzzzzz damn that jing meng any how say i hav mistress -_- i dun hav man plus i dun even hav 1st one to begin with 1st one is juz an act man then hor i not that kind of guy that will make a women drunk and then fuck her -_- then that Eunice worse say i am a horny bastard T_T

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

HEH HEH HEH HEH these few days juz rock man GAHAHAHAHA i love playing with Darrens friggin mind its so damn funny and simple too you juz hav to tell him how sexy and how intimidate
(all those were fake) and he would be tamed like some good lil dog GAHAHAHAHA i told him Eunice wear the clothes dun hav cover her waist and the top damn low cut he almost nose bleed HAHAHAHAHAHAHA and then u tell him a whole lot of shit and GAME u can smell the vinegar throughout the whole classroom god damn stupid

Thursday, July 24, 2008






TEE HEE JM AND SIBLINGS DAMN CUTE BAHS
OK this few days of my life rly suk man 1st of all on the day i was asked to (marry) Eunice a whole lot of bad things happened including being engaged to her i chiong LRT fall down, Shirt tucked out kena Ms Ang after that cuz chiong LRT juz nice make it Shirt sleeve kena stuck at door zzzzzzz and now cuz darren jealous i (marrying) Eunice he keep making the kind of super lame and super stupid actions like a kid TMD 我没有耐心听他像个娘们一样唠叨 walao i mean what kind of guy gets jealous over smth soooooo small and make the kind of stupid actions like shoot those kind of shitty erasers at you and then the kind of God Damned attitude is like so GL he tinks everyone owe him like that. when we dun let him copy homewrk he show us his emo side then like girl like that TMD he nvr see 你爸我 really buay song that time he sure cry father cry mother

Monday, July 21, 2008

Todae i go back CCA fer the 1st time in like 1/2 years damn it the sec ones ok ok la but hav few gl de zzzzzzzz surname goh de teacher scolded me cuz i wan go go wan come come so she a bit bs then i used hl fer my own benefit heh heh. Then today in class damn suay zzzz mdm aiman damn stupid lo nvr change P.E oso muz care zzzzzzzzz walao eh then i use my damn pro skills to lie to her ^^ i poured water on my uniform and sae i dirtied it so she hav nth to sae YA-HA

Monday, July 14, 2008

Hair Tio Cut

Today was a very suay day man... my hair which i dun tink was very long tio caught by teacher and i hav to go all the way to green ridge to cut sian rite... worse of all i onli had $5 so the lady anyhw help me cut and my hair becum almost bald damn it

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Sentosa outing

yesterday me and a few of our classmates went to sentosa cool rite!? it was damn fun and i died twice on tat dae i was once buried alive and i almost drowned looking for $8 LOL but overall it was fun lurhs but i apologize if i did anything bad to you cuz my personality changes when i am listening to music so next time juz tell me off my hp and i assure will return to norm de

Friday, June 27, 2008

New term new teachers... i dun rly like Mr ang teaching method no offence though its juz that maybe i have already gotten used to mrs oh teaching style so i dun rly understand much of mr Ang
teachings so yea still trying to adjust to studying mode cuz slacked tooooo much during exams Tee-Hee but will chiong so can get to good stream next year

Friday, May 2, 2008

The Day I Fail MYE MT

Today was the day for MYE de MT paper and damn it was tough i chiong through the god damned last seconds but at least i didnt leave blanks so ms cheong (might not)* scold me kekekeke